“What if you went out with Kanaya for dinner and a movie, brought her home at your place and started making out on your couch, and then she revealed her humongous green cock and whispered softly in your ear: I am a fictional character. This isn’t happening. You are having a stroke.”
—(via junkcompressor)
June 2011
WETAWD
The fuck
hours long time t/f
WELL IT SEEMED LIKE HOURS.
Listen
We Are Finally Cowboys - Masafumi Takada
It’s impossible to listen to this and not feel like a total badass.
This song is fuckin’ Über, the Golden Brown mix sucks, though.
Let's play the lying game. Biggest lie wins.
i am a masculine 50-year-old that never shaves and frequently yells slurs and insults to others for who they are.
also i’m heterosexual/romantic.
i’m alive
i’m gay
the man above is not michael cera
im not a fat gay idiot nerd who hypocritically makes fun of other bigger idiot nerds
I’m funny
Let's discuss:
Mama Luigi
One TMI hour left!
Ask your last minute questions because you won’t get another chance for a week!
Reblogging for Brule
Strange Life: and here is why american cartoons (and deviantart) suck now and in the foreseeable future →
texventure.tumblr.com
bonus lesson for today! :3 extra credit will not be awarded, but expect a gold star.
“You meet young artists now and try to teach them something and they say, ‘I could do it that way if I wanted to, but this is my style. I draw club feet because it’s my style.’
Unfortunately, schools are…
What should I do for my birthday
