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drunklebunny asked: What would be the most enjoyable way to die in your opinion
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Shiny and I discuss the newest Cracked writer....
Shi, ki o ma: aaand it looks like Christina H is an OFFICIAL CRACKED COLUMNIST now
Shi, ki o ma: that kinda sucks
Servbot 42: is she the one that wrote the "make fun of terrorists!" article?
Shi, ki o ma: yep
Servbot 42: well you're right that does suck
Shi, ki o ma: she started out as 'I'M A CHINESE WOMAN AND THIS IS STUFF'
Shi, ki o ma: she then moved on to 'CATS'
Shi, ki o ma: but now she's advanced to writing articles that have already been on cracked http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-things-everyone-wants-to-share-nobody-wants-to-read/
Servbot 42: lol
Servbot 42: yeah I've read that before
Shi, ki o ma: http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-things-you-love-to-discuss-that-nobody-else-cares-about/
Servbot 42: and I don't mean that exact article I mean one that is the same
Shi, ki o ma: clearly DOB and christina are the same person
Servbot 42: but
Servbot 42: DOB is funny
Shi, ki o ma: that's true
Shi, ki o ma: but he's also short
Shi, ki o ma: and so are chinese people
Shi, ki o ma: and so are women
Shi, ki o ma: and christina is a chinese people-woman
Servbot 42: wow
Servbot 42: Maybe
Shi, ki o ma: maybe she thinks she's him
Servbot 42: he uses Christina to let go of unfunny ideas.
Servbot 42: or that
Shi, ki o ma: he lets off unfunny ideas in her
Shi, ki o ma: AND BAD SPERM
Shi, ki o ma: she gets all of DOB's defective children
Shi, ki o ma: because that guy must be rolling in women, right?
Shi, ki o ma: and he thus has a lot of children because protection is for unfunny people
Shi, ki o ma: and his bad children go to christina
Servbot 42: Truth
Shi, ki o ma: because she's a bad person
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