January 2011
If you had a daughter what would you name it? (RANDOM OUT OF THE BLUE QUESTIONS FOR THE WIN)
Ashley
Oh you also never got to play Screw Marry Kill
IMMA GIVE YOU TWO AND YOU TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY
1. Laure, Shmoo, and Sayu
2. Ganon, Straw, Astral
1. Screw Shmoo (gently) marry Sayu kill you.
2. Kill Straw and Astral screw and marry Ganon. #Bros4Lyfe
OKAY GLITCH HURRR WE GO:
1. Sickest thing you've ever seen in porn / hentai (whether you liked it or got disgusted):
2. Biggest Fetish:
3. Ideal Sex Slav- I mean Girl:
1. Anything loli freaks me out. Pedos are just EW.
2. I’m gonna sound boring but I don’t think I have a fetish. I just fap to whatever, but I mean I draw the line at furries and expansion and really off shit.
3. I want a girl who I can say a line from SBaHJ to and she’ll laugh without batting an eye. A girl I can watch Sportsdome with. A girl I can call up when my parents are fighting and have her keep me from getting upset. A girl who knows why I laugh at casuals.
Basically, I want a girl who gets me. Or just anyone who gets me, really.
All of you are yellows to me. <3
Yellow all around.
Like piss
But you’re cool Shmoo.
Red, Pink, and Yellow.
Thank you trollbro, I love you too.
Peach, Yellow, Green, and PS3
No games
Purple
wanna fuck
Put colors in a message. Anon or Named.
red - i love you.
pink - i could stay on your blog for hours.
yellow - you’re amazing.
peach - i miss you.
blue - i want to get to know you.
green - i would date you.
black - i hate you.
white - delete your tumblr.
purple - you’re hot.
Okay why not. I should be studying like mad but…. ugh my life.
Trees
TMI TUESDAY!
You can ask me about vacuums (but I’d rather you didn’t).
STFU glitch
“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
— Douglas Adams (The Restaurant at the End of the Universe)
all aboard the idiot wagon: sort of stuck in "fuck this comic" don't mind me →
arijandro.tumblr.com
Yes haha Hussie you have shocked us with your tales of sexual assault in which the lady ends up romantically paired with her abuser, your tales of disabled abuse in which the victim never gets to do one effective thing against his abuser, your tales of a crossed-in-love genocidal…
Read this.
And friends wonder why I don’t like Homestuck as much as I used to. People get so far into the fandom that they’re completely BLIND to these kinds of things.
I honestly truly fell out of love with homestuck (and its fanbase) when Equius was introduced.
I, admittedly, jumped to some huge conclusions after his first visual appearance and was triggered pretty badly. I probably would’ve gotten over him quickly enough if it weren’t for the fact that Equius’s introduction seemed to have been the one that opened the mindless shipping fangirl floodgates. I suddenly saw this sudden influx of creepy fanart and fanfiction and all these people that didn’t seem to care about anything other than pairing together 13-year-olds.
I think I officially up and left the forums when I anonymously posted about how upset Equius made me and received pages upon pages of response on how I was wrong and how Equius and especially his relationship with Nepeta are totally hilarious and appropriate.
you know what?
all of this.
that and I’m just sick and fucking tired of the story barely progressing. “OH LET’S KILL EVERYONE IT’LL BE AWESOME” and I’m sure there’s a fucking reason for this but WHY DRAG IT OUT THIS LONG?
fuck.
Violence loving bastards: Reblog with your Blog Title and the reason for it. →
bizarrejelly5.tumblr.com
‘Starved To Death In A Land Of Plenty’
It’s the sign in the ‘Welcome To The Black Parade’ Video that Mother War is stood by at the end.
‘and…
“Let’s punk! VIDEO GAME BAND”
A double Grasshopper reference. “Let’s punk!” is what Travis says when he summons the Glastonbury to fight Charlie McDonald in NMH2, and Grasshopper claims that it’s not a game company, but a game band.
Also, Sayu, Travis says “Violence loving bastards” at the beginning of NMH2, when he drops a save.
Bad Taste Aquarium: h3y-d4v3: okay, this morning i was freaking out at the gamzee chatlog,... →
supakitsune.rustedlogic.net
okay, this morning i was freaking out at the gamzee chatlog, and now i am just laughing.
all of my laughs.
honk. HONK. honk. HONK. honk. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK.
so one villain is an orange-clad nic-cage-obsessed spider butterfly, one is a dog with sunglasses impaled on a sword, one is…
I think the fact that Hussie was able to make such stupid-ass characters seem threatening, even for a moment, is enough to prove he’s a good storyteller.
You guys are roleplaying Homestuck fantrolls, and I’m talking about my social life with a real life friend.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH MEEEE I DON’T KNOW WHO I AM ANYMOOOORE.
i will probably lose my shit if karkat dies
like
real bad
too emotionally invested in fictional characters blog 2k11
i just
i would too he was that first one troll who i really liked
Karkat was liked by everyone.
I need Karkat to be the last one alive so he goes insane.
