1. Screw Shmoo (gently) marry Sayu kill you.
2. Kill Straw and Astral screw and marry Ganon. #Bros4Lyfe
1. Anything loli freaks me out. Pedos are just EW.
2. I’m gonna sound boring but I don’t think I have a fetish. I just fap to whatever, but I mean I draw the line at furries and expansion and really off shit.
3. I want a girl who I can say a line from SBaHJ to and she’ll laugh without batting an eye. A girl I can watch Sportsdome with. A girl I can call up when my parents are fighting and have her keep me from getting upset. A girl who knows why I laugh at casuals.
Basically, I want a girl who gets me. Or just anyone who gets me, really.
All of you are yellows to me. <3
But you’re cool Shmoo.
Thank you trollbro, I love you too.
red - i love you.
pink - i could stay on your blog for hours.
yellow - you’re amazing.
peach - i miss you.
blue - i want to get to know you.
green - i would date you.
black - i hate you.
white - delete your tumblr.
purple - you’re hot.
Okay why not. I should be studying like mad but…. ugh my life.
You can ask me about vacuums (but I’d rather you didn’t).
You guys are roleplaying Homestuck fantrolls, and I’m talking about my social life with a real life friend.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH MEEEE I DON’T KNOW WHO I AM ANYMOOOORE.
i will probably lose my shit if karkat dies
too emotionally invested in fictional characters blog 2k11
i would too he was that first one troll who i really liked
Karkat was liked by everyone.
I need Karkat to be the last one alive so he goes insane.