1. Defeat Uncle Mario and bring Mama Luigi back from the grave.
2. Write more jokes.
3. Also more stories and game reviews.
4. Be the best friend I can to everyone.
5. Beat more games, dammit.
6. Do great in school and start college off right.
about whats gonna happen if i do get to meet him in june and i wanna embarrass him and be a jerk BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO THERES SO MANY POSSIBILITIES
DON’T MAKE ME LOOK BAD, I WANNA INTEGRATE YOU INTO MY BROS AND YOU’RE GONNA BE AWFUL.
“The Whorey Hos of Hoggoth”
Dr. Strange and his Hos.
So I sang Dark Cave, Lavender Town, and Snake Eater to him.
I lost the match, but in the end, he got mad, so I win.
Hey bilbo go with these fuckin dwarves somewhere lmao just listen to me dude i’m a wizard