December 2011
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New Years Resolutions
1. Defeat Uncle Mario and bring Mama Luigi back from the grave.
2. Write more jokes.
3. Also more stories and game reviews.
4. Be the best friend I can to everyone.
5. Beat more games, dammit.
6. Do great in school and start college off right.
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pachydermous:
Reminder: the end of the conduit 2
im texting glitch
melonopoly:
about whats gonna happen if i do get to meet him in june and i wanna embarrass him and be a jerk BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO THERES SO MANY POSSIBILITIES
FUCK YOU. DON’T MAKE ME LOOK BAD, I WANNA INTEGRATE YOU INTO MY BROS AND YOU’RE GONNA BE AWFUL.
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My bro Vince's team is the best team.
“The Whorey Hos of Hoggoth”
Dr. Strange
Morrigan
C. Viper
Dr. Strange and his Hos.
This guy on Ultimate Marvel was bein a cunt
So I sang Dark Cave, Lavender Town, and Snake Eater to him.
I lost the match, but in the end, he got mad, so I win.
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christ-the-retweeter:
Hey bilbo go with these fuckin dwarves somewhere lmao just listen to me dude i’m a wizard
18thcenturyfrenchlesbos:
touchforsunrise:
eatssmokesandleaves:
Is there a word for identifying as another person
Like a person that you know
Say if I identified as Pat
Is there a word for that
Omnipotence?
No, omnipatence
I identify as retarded black Mama Luigi
eatssmokesandleaves:
Is there a word for identifying as another person
Like a person that you know
Say if I identified as Pat
Is there a word for that
To DeviouslyDoomed
It’s Pokedex 3D
It’s barely a game, lol
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18thcenturyfrenchlesbos:
I take bro-op canon seriously
Don’t
best mario kart tracks:
melonopoly:
servbot42:
melonopoly:
Waluigi Pinball
Music Park
any and all Rainbow Road tracks
Wario Colosseum
Bowser’s Castle (Wii)
>no GBA Bowser’s Castle >no Coconut Mall
fuck Coconut Mall
and the only good GBA Bowser’s Castle is Bowser’s Castle 3 okay
Your opinions are WRROOOOONG
best mario kart tracks:
melonopoly:
Waluigi Pinball
Music Park
any and all Rainbow Road tracks
Wario Colosseum
Bowser’s Castle (Wii)
>no GBA Bowser’s Castle >no Coconut Mall
If you put Doubles/American Psycho references in...
I’ll find it funny
Sorry everyone
According to Poker Night at the Inventory
fatherfurnessi:
Heavy listens to Huey Lewis on his walkman while he works.
GOOD
Time well spent at work
-- americanPsycho [AP] began pestering twinArmageddons [TA] at 14: 01 --
-- twinArmageddons [TA] changed their mood to CHUMMY  --
-- twinArmageddons [TA] changed their mood to SLEEK  --
AP: So I heard you enjoy doubles.
TA: no, ii enjoy triiple
AP: Son you're out of your element.
AP: You should try checking out quads.
TA: what the fuck
AP: Do ya like Huey Lewis and the News?
TA: who the fuck?
TA: don't a2k me 2tupiid thiing2
AP: Quite the contrary my good man,this isn't stupid at all.
TA: are you fuckiing kiiddiing?
AP: Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
TA: fuck thii2
-- twinArmageddons [TA] ceased pestering americanPsycho [AP] at 14: 05 --
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Staying up all night listening to Giant Bombcasts
I’m a great guy
Watcheatssmokesandleaves:
servbot42:
Here’s a video of me being a lame ass with my cat.
We should get our cats together for a playdate
Smokey come to Stetson
WatchHere’s a video of me being a lame ass with my cat.
>everyone gets Skyrim
>I’m playing 3DS and Ultimate Marvel
>Fuck you
theelfowl asked: Out of nowhere, but I suddenly remembered when you called claiming you were the internet or something and I was so sick I SOUNDED SO GRUMPY AND I DIDN'T MEAN TO oh man
touchforsunrise asked: It was nice skyping with you john c:
