Hip to be Square: Archive

Hip to be Square

February 2011

January 2011

Anonymous asked: Oooh, I don't have txting but call me bby
410-347-1488

Who left their number in my ask

Anonymous asked: We'd fuck for all 24 hours

Anonymous asked: I'd teach you about the subtle art of LOVEMAKING.

Anonymous asked: Kick you in the ass

Anonymous asked: Rape
All day

cdiganon-deactivated20120226 asked: FUCK GOING ANON

VIDEO GAMES, ALL DAY EVERY DAY
ORDERING PIZZA
STAYING UP LATE
TELLING JOKES
BRO NIGHT GENERAL

REBLOG if you want your followers to anonymously...

whyisjustinhere260: katizuo: saiyan: midnasays: tiredtiger: -stayfresh: no one will do this but it’s worth a try People have been participating well tonight! Let’s give this one a try! :) Challenge accepted ohmygod this might be funny Please? :3 Though probably no one will actually do this :\ I got Xbox and Ps3 and laptop and a microphone We could have fun 90% of my room...

SHOWER QUESTION

anatidaeicauthor: When showering, are you supposed to use shampoo to clean your pubes and underarm hair? I’ve always just used soap, but is it better for you to use shampoo? Shampoo is really just soap with extra ingredients to make it liquid. You can use soap on the hair on your head and get the same results as shampoo.

18thcenturyfrenchlesbos: theglitchmaster replied to your post: I’m done saying what I think. I’m not going into… Shmoo guess what I agree with you a lot Yeah, but still. Internet and personal opinions don’t mix. If you just tell people to d-d-deal with it like I do you can speak your opinion all day.

Mega 64: Star Tours →

Pretty mediocre until the end.

Complete this sentence and drop in my ask....

You are the __________ to my __________. You are the fuck to my dick

Three Nine Five. Three Nine Five. Seven Zero... →

the-clownman: twiinarmageddon2: rasengaaan: thestralskulls: monsters-are-not-real: startswitheight: vivaladeandomino: What do you use? Me: my dog and a jack skellington top hat Cicada shell and a lighter. AWWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHH Problem Sleuth book and bunny… I would use my copy of NMH2.

Young Justice was great!

But fucking Sportsmaster. I can’t take him seriously. His power is sports.

bizarrejelly5 asked: Egbert.

cdiganon-deactivated20120226 asked: Henry B]

fatherfurnessi-deactivated20110 asked: Zangief

haha

dayruiner asked: Other than Travis? Well okay
Matt Engarde.

shippou asked: Dear Glitchy,

I less than 3 you. You have a nice sense of humor. You make me lol. You
should still make me a turkey sammich. Someday I will make you a turkey sammich in return. You + me = awesome sauce with a ting of mustard.

If I saw you now I’d squee. I want to lick you. I would build a Gamecube that acts as a mini fridge just for you.

Reblog if you want to know who people think you...

Other than Travis.

sgniht ta kool uoy yaw eht egnahc ot tog ev’uoY: I... →

s7atcat: I signed in to tpt because I didn’t want to do my psych homework like all the big boys and girls like Leiko and Reed and I had heard from a friend that a pest by the name of RocketGruntCaiti was saying some dumb shit about 3-d contact lenses and normally I just tell her nooby ass to “Stfu” but… Glory

joshy206 asked: Finish this sentence:

When I fap, I...

Bad Taste Aquarium: Type how you talk →

shaon: turntechgodhead: -twinarmageddons: owlthedeadman: sclez: dot-motherfucking-cotton: An’then reblog it or sumthin, ah divn’t nar. Aaaahh shur’, I couldn’t be bothered writin’ anythin’ interestin’ as I’m too busy spammin’ me Tumblur wit Figurr skatin’, like. … Jesus I’m… jesus fuck i think this is, like the dumbest thing. shit. I’ve always typed like I...